Random Things I've Noticed Post-Gastric Bypass

• Blueberries taste like dirt to me now. Blueberry flavored things are fine, but actual blueberries taste terrible to me now.
• My body cannot tolerate egg yolks any longer.
• A normal person's shot of whiskey would knock me out. I would have to sip it over at least an hour.
• Though most people post surgery reach the point where they can use straws again, I can't.
• I used to love golden delicious apples. Now they taste bland. Other kinds of apples are fine though.
• I enjoy the actual flavors of food so much more that I really never want gravy on anything, even for Thanksgiving.
• Going anywhere without a snack, water, and Gas-X is asking for trouble.