Harry Potter brings out the strange in us

My kids and I have been playing Lego Harry Potter. Here is a sample of the bizarre things I have said or heard lately:

1. What's an accordion doing there?

2. (singing) Harry is pretty and witty and gay!

3. Can you imagine what it would be like if a Terminator was sent back in time to kill Harry?

4. I made flowers grow out of his head!

5. She's bald? That's awesome!

6. Ron, get out of the way or I will kill you! Alright. There, how do you like it, huh?! (followed by evil laughter)