Did I really hear that?

Random strange things I heard from my family today:

"After this last one there's one more left."


Q: "If the zombies ate their hearts, how come you can see the hearts on the floor?"
A: "Well they I think they ate them AND they're on the floor."


Q1: "What do Daleks do?"
A1: "They like to exterminate."
Q2: "Are they the one's who say, 'Exterminate!'?"
A2: (sighing heavily) "Yes."


"You never see them die. How do you know they're dead?"


"It's on the TV there, see?"
"But I couldn't find it on the internet!"


Q: "If a vampire became a cannibal or ate human flesh wouldn't it stop being a vampire and actually be a ghoul or zombie?"
A: "That would depend on how raw and bloody the flesh was."